Frankenfood

I was talking with a good friend the other day and it struck me that our conversation would have been unnecessary just a few decades ago. It reminded me of the joke, “Eat Organic Food, or as our grandparents called it, ‘Food’!” We were discussing how to avoid Genetically Modified foods and the difficulty of that goal, given that the United States government has embraced this “industry” and all its lobbyist’s generous campaign contributions. “Industry” is an apt title for food produced with the same loving care and respect for consumers as that of a cardboard box factory.

The biggest player in this perversion of food is the Monsanto Corporation that manufactures a unique witch’s brew of plastics, poisons, pesticides, herbicides and genetically engineered seed. Despite Monsanto’s promises of increased yield, drought tolerance and enhanced nutrition, just the opposite has happened. Pesticide/herbicide tolerant GMO corn, soy and other crops have increased indiscriminate use of these toxic chemicals, Monsanto’s of course, by drenching what we eat with poisons and at the same time creating herbicide resistant weeds, requiring more and more toxic poison usage. This is yet one more example of man attempting and failing miserably to outsmart Mother Nature.

One would think with our track record of environmental disasters, created by our mucking about with the natural order of things that have been in existence for millions of years, we would have learned by now. In our Mayfly-like span of time on the planet we as a species have done some pretty thoughtless things. For example, in the post-war-atom-bomb-all-things-are-possible-with-technology mind set of the US, DDT was considered the miracle cure for defeating crop-eating insects and increasing crop yield and was put to use all over the world. Thanks to pioneering environmentalist Rachel Carson with her book Silent Spring, published way back in 1962, DDT was exposed for the terror of nature it was. Much like in today’s government, the powerful well financed Chemical Industry was well represented, but she went up against it and opened the eyes of America to the dangers of pesticides and the harm they do to ALL biology. As a direct consequence of her exposure of the danger of unregulated corporate environmental polluters, President Richard M. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.  She said, “The word “pesticide” was misleading and that Biocide was more accurate.

This obsessive compulsion to outwit the natural world seems to be a constant with our Western culture. I don’t mean to digress from the GMO topic too much, but our cultural make up does affect our perception of data. It would seem the biblical Judeo/Christian “Dominion over all things” dovetails nicely with the corporate control of everything under the sun, including the basics of food, water “and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.” King James Bible, Genesis 1:26. How convenient.

Eighty eight percent of corn, the number one crop in the US and ninety three percent of soy are genetically modified to resist herbicides/pesticides or have a genetically built in pesticide. If you ingest practically ANY processed food you are eating GMOs because almost every processed food has GMO corn syrup or some GMO corn derivative. So by genetically engineering produce, companies like Monsanto can patent and control seed sales, which translates to legal control of food. Farmers have to buy their corn or soy seed from Monsanto every planting cycle because the traditional practice of keeping a portion of the crop for seed is illegal because of the patent. The farmer doesn’t stand a chance against this Corporate Goliath. Even farmers not using Monsanto seed have been brought to court because neighboring farms using the GMO seeds cross pollinate and in effect alter the defendant farmer’s crop, thereby unintentionally growing the GMO plants on his or her farm.

If screwing the farmer and the environment wasn’t enough, Monsanto is busy countering mounting evidence that EATING bio-engineered food is detrimental to our health. Common sense would dictate that eating corn that has been genetically designed to kill insects by melting their stomachs probably isn’t good for our stomachs. There is increasingly more data on connections between Crohn’s Disease and GMOs, bleeding ulcers and GMOs, bleeding intestines and GMOs and Autism and GMOs, among other maladies. I would appreciate it if I had a greater selection of non-GMO food at the market, wouldn’t you?

The GMO controversy has been solved in several European countries by simply not allowing them, period. Many other countries in South America, the Middle East and Asia have banned or restricted GMO foods and several states in the U.S. have independently done the same. Unfortunately, our “representatives” in our federal government have found, yet another, cash cow in the form of Monsanto lobbyists and are busy at work creating legislation to promote GMO products and pre-emptively protect Monsanto from possible legal action.

Our Secretary of Agriculture since 2009, Tom Vilsack, is an ex-governor of Iowa, the biggest producer of corn and soy in the US and an avid supporter of Monsanto and GMOs, Big Corn and other powerful players in the food industry. Having an old friend of Monsanto in charge of watching out for American consumers is much like having oil company executives in charge of regulating the oil industry. Look how well that went in the case of the Deepwater Horizon oil well blowout.

According to an ABC poll 93 percent, nearly everyone, says the federal government should require labels on food stating whether it’s been genetically modified, or “bio-engineered” (this poll used both phrases). Such near-unanimity in public opinion is rare, but even with poll numbers like that our “representatives” are still balking at passing labeling laws, more evidence that Washington is owned and operated by corporate lobbyists. To add insult to injury congress’s food service provider uses all organic and natural foods in their cafeteria! At this point I would normally ask everyone to contact their reps in DC to let them know your thoughts on GMOs, but we’ve all heard the joke that everyone in Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we would know who they truly represent. It would be funny if it weren’t true.